sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody looking for nacho
(via theamazingdeena)
Phases of a Phoenix
The miscellaneous musings of a young man living through a transitional existence.
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via theamazingdeena)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via theamazingdeena)
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop, via sophunnyblog)
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
(Source: weekendwolvess, via theamazingdeena)
yo real talk, britney haynes was the best thing to ever happen
to big brotherthe worldFixed
(via crayolamagic)
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