Phases of a Phoenix

The miscellaneous musings of a young man living through a transitional existence.

kardashy:

an unexpected twist

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

the-puppeteer-saw-all:

allfadesyouremain:

foreverwithselenagomez:

pahnties:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(


I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!

I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.

I don’t know my mom….but….why not *shrugs*

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beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

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assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

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bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

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nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

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profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

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nunyabusiness1129:

oneiromania:

booping snakes: endless fun

"Dafuq was that for"

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